Monthly Archives: February 2010

Never Too Late to Date

Hey! It’s Valentine’s Day! Everybody’s deranged about the whole thing. Valentine’s Day concerts are everywhere and restaurants have been giving out sweet treats to lovebirds. Some say this day is not exclusive to lovers only. There’s friends and families you can spend the season with. But seriously, we all know that’s lame excuse. Go out and meet a new friend! It’s the 14th so here are 14 pickup lines for yah. Just be sure to use them at the right place and at the right time.  Best of luck! 🙂

1. Did you fart? Because you blew me away. (Okay, skip that. Not a good idea.)
2. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? (Not when you’re drunk.)
3.  Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. (Complete the line before she screams “Thieeeef!”)
4. You: I’m invisible.
Her: Really?
You: Can you see me?
Her: Yes.
You: How about tomorrow night? (Nice going. 🙂 )
5. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but, baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. (Super duper cheesy.)
6. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? (Be careful, some girls would wanna be called “cute” instead. Why? Because it’s . . . cute! :p )
7.  Life without you would be like a broken pencil—pointless. (Emo type.)
8.  Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. (Naughty but nice. 😉 )
9.  I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be. (For those not physically gifted. Well, give it your best shot!)
10.  Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no. (Sometimes taking a risk is worth a try.)
11.  Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. (Hahaha! Amazingly freakish.)
12. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true. (Sounds like a dirty old man’s trick! Eeeek!)
13. I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. (Be ready for an answer if she asks “What’s DSL?” :D)
14. Drop an ice cube and say “Now that we’ve broken the ice, my name is . . .” (Some props do help.)

Now let’s hear it from our Konoha buddies:

Enjoy the season of hearts, guys!

And, ladies, get ready for the next pickup line. 😉


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